Last year, seven stars fell victim to the slopes, including former Olympian Rebecca Adlington, who dislocated her shoulder, and Olympic gymnast Beth Tweddle, who broke her neck.Only a matter of months after his series "Lopez Tonight" met its end on TBS, George Lopez is officially heading back to primetime TV, but this time in a hosting capacity.Sites like Gumtree and Craigslist are excellent because you don’t need to set up a professional and reassuring profile, simply post up a picture of Zac Efron, copy and paste a biography of someone who isn’t mental and you’ll be having it away with your new partner / terrified victim in no time.DOGGING Nothing says Valentine’s Day quite like having a man you’ve never met wank over your back in a van near the abandoned reservoir.But before you give up entirely and splatter your brains out all over your bungalow walls, remember, there is someone for everyone.
THE PRISON SYSTEM It’s easy to forget that people who are spending the rest of their lives in solitary confinement for raping, killing and eating stray dogs are often interested in pursuing relationships and a lot of prisons happily offer conjugal visits in an attempt to discourage inmates from resorting to palming one off and flinging it at the guards.“Much like New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day is an absolute clusterfuck of misery if you’re single and haven’t fingered anyone for weeks and weeks on end.Everyone will keep asking you what you have lined up and when you tell them that you’re just staying in on your own and firing off some knuckle children in front of Desperate Housewives, they’ll look at you with pity and disgust, as if you’ve got cholera smeared all around your mouth.THE EX You don’t get anywhere by giving up, just ask any determined gold medalist.If you can’t find someone new to love you then perhaps it’s time to spend Valentines with someone who once did. GO OUT WITH A HORSE Spend a lovely and romantic night in a field with a horse. When it gets late though don’t be tempted to go all the way with the horse because you will die.
The Daily Mail reports: Fox has found love with 31-year-old co-star Robert Ri’chard.